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Old 06-09-2014
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Show Teeth Conrad Fischer says.....

Hey guys

Here's a little stress buster for you. I collected some funny lines by the king of CK - Conrad Fischer while watching his comprehensive cases. Have a good laugh.

Today I am a petechiae, One day I will be a purpura!!!

Bleeding here, Bleeding there, Bleeding in your underwear (On DIC)

Cancers don't function. Criminals don't pay their taxes.

The society has many celebrities and very few heroes.

It is "right" to be "inspired" (On Heart Murmurs)

You drive in parkway, you park in driveway.

Five pretty pictures of my eye, who's got lupus who's gonna die.

It comes it goes but nobody knows, its here its there its everywhere (on MS)

There's more difference between beers than steroids (On types of steroids)

It doesn't shorten the years in your life, it takes the life out of your years (On RA)

Like a stool flavored yogurt coming out of your rectum (On Crohns Disease)

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